So This Blog Is A Replay Of My School Dance WARNING: Includes Lol Moments Barf Moments Stalkers Drama Crying In The Bathroom A Door Handle Falling Off Sluts A Stalker And One Fairy Princess. So I Roll Into The Dance And Look Amazing I Mean My Aunt Is Awesome! Automatically I Am Bombarded By Screaming Girls Demanding I Take A Picture With Them And I Get Hugged Like Thirty Times And Told My Dress Is Amazing. So Then This Creeper Comes Up And Goes "I Like Your Dress..." And Looks At My Chest I Glare At Him And Walk Away All The While Trying To Stop My Bff From Killing Him. She Put Her Hands On Her Hips And Says "Translation: I Like The Way Your Boobs Look In That Dress!" I Could Not Stop Laughing! So Then our Principal Walks Over To The Girls Bathroom And We All Find Out Somebody Broke Off The Door Handle!By That Point The Dress Had Gone To My Head And I Quit Walking Like A Normal Person And Started Fliting Around Like A Fairy. I Mean Look At This Dress!
I Felt Like A Princess!
So Anyway Remember That Pervy Dude Well He Comes Back. I Was Minding My Own Business When A Slow Song Came On And My Gaydar Picks Up A Massive Disturbance. So I Turn Around And The Pervy Creep Is Coming Towards Me About To Ask Me To Dance! My Bgf Saw The Look Of Pure Terror On My Face And Turned And Saw The Guy Then Grabs My Arm And Says"Come On We're Dancing!" Total Life Savior I Owe Him Big Time!
Okay Thats All For Now Pt2 Coming Soon Bye!
-Ari
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